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Five Minutes

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Five Minutes
By Dan Reinhold



Everyday.

You're hunched at the computer, flicking the keys with the greatest
of ease - or, like me, poking each stroke with the speed of
a...umm...well, it DID rhyme!

Everyday.

You're mesmerized for hours by the wonders of Internet business -
you market, you negotiate, you design, you submit, you research,
you chat...a lot...

Everyday.

Enthralled and empowered by your cyber-independence, you plan and
scheme, plot and dream.

While life in the REAL world goes on around you...

"Hey Mom, can I have lunch now?? It's three o'clock!!"

"Huh? Whaa...yeah, five minutes, honey...lessee, click here..."

Funny how the daily grind hasn't ground to a halt...

"Dad?? Couldya sign this? It just says that you know about my
tryin' to burn down the school and ya assume full financial
responsibility...No big deal, couple alarms..."

"Darn HTML code...Hmm? Yeah...five minutes, umm...son??"

Things just keep rolling on...

"Ya GOTTA see this cool fort me and Billy Scuzbucket built,
Grandma!!! And we got grenades, napalm, coupla ICBMs...WAAAY cool!!!"

"Whazzat? D'ja want something, sweetie? I'll be right there...just
five minutes..."

Life is like that...

"Are you Dilbert Greenbaumgarten? Sir, are you aware that your
children are conducting a warehouse sale of stolen merchandise in
your garage? You'll have to come with us, sir."

"Yeah, yeah...garage sale, ahh...be with ya in five minutes...just
leave the money in the coffee can on the folding table, K??"

Everyday.

Just five minutes...

Whoa...super-important e-mail...ahh, look, be with ya in five
minutes...seen the kids?? Honey?
Hello?? Coulda sworn we had furniture before...


Dan :D>



About the author:
Dan Reinhold is the proud author of "The WAHumor Way: Reality
Check, Please!", the essential primer for everyone starting a home
business or even thinking about it. With two boys, a dog, a cat, a
rat, a wife and a household to keep together to boot, Dan's also
the editor of WAHumor to hang on to his sanity by showing how
insane the work-at-home community can be!

Subscribe quickly at WAHumor@aweber.com You could Win Big!!



This article is an excerpt from "The WAHumor Way : Reality Check,
Please!", now available at www.WAHumorWay.com




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